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Why Happy Hippo is the Best Kratom to Buy?

Happy Hippo claims to have the Best Kratom on Planet Earth.

Happy Hippo has a staff of family and friends that has combined – 20+ years of experience of using Kratom, trying countless different Indonesian farmers and vigorous pathogen sterilization and independent lab testing.

  • We find our farmers.
  • We test our products.
  • Our Kratom tips are based on experience.
  • But most importantly – WE USE OUR OWN PRODUCTS – EVERY.SINGLE.DAY.
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Kratom Strain Expectations, based upon 3 Variables:

  • Vein Color (Red, Green, White, and Yellow)
  • Origin (Growth Location: Maeng Da, Bali, Sumatra, Thai, Borneo, Malaysian, Sudanese, and More!)
  • Speed (Fast/Moderate/Slow)

The Best Kratom Strain does not exist though you may have a few favorites that tend to resonate for you.

A comprehensive Kratom Strain Rotation is integral for a long-term or daily Kratom use.

Good Manufacturing Practices? (AKA GMP-Certified)

The Best Kratom Vendors (cleanest/safest product) are certified by the American Kratom Association (AKA).

Kratom is not a Dietary Supplement.

No Kratom Vendor in the United States has been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration as ‘FDA-GMP-Certified’.

Happy Hippo’s Standard Operating Procedures are accredited by an independent 3rd Party Auditor and the American Kratom Association.

At a minimum, try to limit your Where Can I Order Kratom Online? range to Vendors that are AKA-GMP-Certified.

The long-term survival of the Kratom Industry is dependent upon vendors self-regulating (and customers purchasing from a responsible vendor – even if the prices are higher). Learn more about where you can buy Kratom near you.

Good Manufacturing Practices? (AKA GMP-Certified)


High-Quality Happy Hippo Kratom Powder guarantees you’ll benefit from the lowest or bare minimum serving sizes.

Puddle’s Kratom Effects: Kratom Strain Chart will help you to learn the various benefits of kratom for years to come.

Your first Kratom Experience may not be as rewarding as the 100th —

But you won’t mind the time and effort spent learning How much Kratom to use.

Remember! Less is More 

This is a great rule of thumb for determining how much Kratom Powder to use when making Kratom tea.

It won’t take you long to understand what Kratom is, how to best use the different types of Kratom, and how to find your serving size for a long-term Kratom lifestyle.

1) Happy Hippo Doesn’t Import Kratom (and pays a lot More for It!)

This might come as a surprise.

Although nearly all of our Kratom Products come from Indonesia, Happy Hippo doesn’t actually import it.

A 3rd party in the United States imports our Kratom for us.

They test the Kratom at an independent lab in Michigan for pathogens (namely: Salmonella) and sterilize it at 170 degrees (this temperature ensures that pathogens are killed but the integrity of the alkaloids are not disrupted).

They send us the lab results on EVERY batch we receive.

This process is MUCH more expensive and time-consuming than simply importing Kratom and recklessly throwing it into a bag.

It’s worth it though.

Happy Hippo has not had problems with pathogens or other unhealthy compounds that are notoriously found in cheap Kratom products.

Even though our Kratom is ‘pre-tested’ and sterilized, we re-test a substantial amount in order to confirm the initial lab results.

2) Happy Hippo is Certified by the American Kratom Association as ‘GMP-Compliant’

This too was a long, arduous process.

We dedicated well over 9 months and $100,000 (this is a lot; we aren’t a huge company!) to satisfying the American Kratom Association’s requirements for GMP-compliance.

We know the chain of custody for EVERY SINGLE bag that leaves our facility.

This process involved building our own laboratory and manufacturing packaging facility to replace our previous clean room.

Of the companies that have their own GMP facilities – we are probably the smallest!

Graphic Designed image depicting the logos of the American Kratom Association along side the GMP (Good Manufacturing Practices) Certification badge - Indicating Happy Hippo is a member of the AKA and a GMP Certified Kratom Vendor
3) The High-Quality Kratom We Purchase is Not Cheap to Begin With

Aside from the independent testing (and re-testing), sterilization and new AKA-compliant facility — much of our costs are wrapped up in our physical product.

We offer high-quality Kratom because we purchase high-quality Kratom.

The Kratom we purchase is from a smaller farm (not a huge industrial field) that only harvests mature Kratom trees.

Cheap Kratom is almost always from young, immature plants.

Before you even use our Kratom, you will notice it’s a nice, fluffy powdered-sugar consistency — not the grainy yucky Kratom that is mostly available elsewhere.

4) Happy Hippo Employees Are Well-Paid and Happy

Every position at Happy Hippo receives anywhere from 30-50% higher compensation than the national average.

For example, the minimum wage in Idaho is $7.25/hr but NO HAPPY HIPPO EMPLOYEE makes less than $15.00/hr.

This is a Dream Job for so many of us.

We always make certain we have enough employees in-house so we can ship your order as quickly as possible – generally within an hour if you order arrives during regular business hours throughout the work week.

5) Happy Hippo is a Huge Advocate for Kratom (Politically and Socially Active)

Although we don’t know how much time and money other companies have invested in the ongoing fight to Keep Kratom Legal, we have poured our heart and soul (and wallet) into it.

We recently hired a prominent Washington DC Public Relations firm to help mend Kratom’s reputation in the mainstream media.

We regularly donate to the American Kratom Association, most recently: $55,000 to their effort to Keep Kratom Legal in Indonesia.

In March 2019, we screened the hit documentary – A Leaf of Faith for the Idaho Legislature to help educate local officials.

Kratom means the world to you.

Kratom also means the world to us.

We will keep it legal.

Kratom is a Plant (Mitragyna Speciosa) that provides a wide range of Effects and Benefits.

Mitragyna Leaf has been growing in Southeast Asia’s forests for centuries.

Mother Nature is a mystery —

Many of its Plants are enjoyed best by learning through other experiences.

Learning how to use Kratom takes practice.

Some Kratom strains are good for relaxation, but others are better for energy.

Kratom Effects can be predicted with reasonably consistent accuracy!